From toddler to preschooler
Funniest quotes
Mine is 'That's super not cool, Mama' from my 2-year-old :-)
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evelien #2
The one from us said this weekend; what now again? Then you realize that you shouldn't say some things too often yourself
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Iza #3
Today: "I know everything." He got that from his dad -
Lexie Guest #4
Our oldest when you wave him off or leave; "I'll see you again at home!" Little joker
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Anonymous Guest #5
Oh boys, mom! Little boy is 2.5 -
B #6
My 3.5-year-old nephew said the other day when we were at grandma and grandpa's... "Leave me alone, I'm having an off day!" And he even said it in a high-pitched voice... -
Lynn #7
We had a hairless cat... my son said at school, "My mom has a bald cat."
I heard this from the teacher who couldn't stop laughing! -
Lexie #8
Our little boy who had to stand in the corner because he was being naughty; "boys, boys, boys...." -
Cin #9
Ohhhh I hear so much from both my son and daughter that my jaw sometimes drops haha, sooo cute... I should actually write it down;-)
My 3-year-old daughter said this when my partner was moving a desk upstairs and stopped, panting, on the landing...
With her hands on her hips... ZOOOO are you worn out or something...haha
Oh and another one: I bumped my head on the bathroom sink... she said... Hello, that sink has been there for ages anyway :-P
My son has those kinds of comments too but I won't think of them right now.. -
Lexie #10
Yesterday morning, when our oldest wouldn’t listen to his dad: “you don’t have to keep complaining so much, dad”… oh my… we really need to be more careful with our words, because it sounds like we’re swearing all day long. And we don’t even say that to him or to each other. Little smart aleck.... -
Mama van 2 Guest #11
My son recently said seriously: "I know what job I want when I grow up." When I asked him what he said: "A race track."
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Aradia #12
hahahaha how cute, ladies!
I want to keep a little journal of this kind of stuff by the time my little one is here and starts talking Also the little words they use at first for things. You forget all that anyway, and it's so fun to read it back when they're older (and for them too!) My mom did that too, and I'm so happy she did—I really love the idea. -
gerda #13
Lovely, right? Those little ones' sayings. My kids sing in a children's choir. They sing a song there: "Beloofd is beloofd" and one day my son said to my father (I don't remember the occasion anymore): "Gelooft is gelooft, opa!" -
Mommy-Of-Nyana #14
what a lovely reaction's alli have one of my little brother's i remembered.. he was then in the 2nd kindergarten class..
(meanwhile he is 9 years old)
he came home and suddenly says to us at the table mom and sis you know if i'm in love he then there are little creatures in my brain that are looking for a girl.. and all those who have found a girl do this.. (he opened his mouth stuck out his tongue and started turning his tongue!) we were flat from laughing and he was like jama really mom!! sis also has such creatures because she also has a sweetheart and does that too! he had apparently seen us kissing haha the little rascal...
but now he doesn't have to know anything about it anymore now he says jakkes bah we don't even get a kiss from him anymore just such a quick one on the cheek and then he's walking
such little rascals just see everything and hear everything they shouldn't hear
about my own i also have one here mom laughs about it now!
they come to check for lice in the class i was 3 years old and i come out very proudly and shout to my mother mom i don't have lice in my hair!
or a washcloth was for me a hand wash...
also in the last kindergarten class when i was 5 years old i learned the nasty word fuck you came home and mom said something and i said her flatly f*** you and also stuck my finger up! (then i got quite a slap on my bottom) i never said it again haha... -
marlies Guest #15
When I was sitting on the couch with my 2-year-old daughter, I called my mom. But I called her 4 times that evening. Mom asked my daughter, "Why?" -
marlies Guest #16
When I was sitting on the couch with my 2-year-old daughter, I called my mom. But I called her 4 times that evening. Mom asked my daughter, "Why?" -
marlies Guest #17
When I was sitting on the couch with my 2-year-old daughter, I called my mom, but I called 4 times that evening. Mom asked my daughter why I was calling again? I said I wanted to tell something to grandma. She said, "Ten." -
marlies Guest #18
ten said she but mom you've been doing that all the time, telling grandma you're always calling I was speechless from the mouth of my 2-year-old daughter greetings marlies -
marlies Guest #19
Oops, I meant to say how often I call my mom, sorry, sent the message too many times. Greetings, Marlies -
ellen Guest #20
I thought it was so sweet when my little girl called me because she wanted to drink and was already in bed. She’s 3, just turned 3. I gave her...
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