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Uhm, I want to give my kid a tough and annoying name, and it has to rhyme with crap. Gender doesn't matter to me, preferably a girl, but a boy works too—I'll just change the kid's gender then. Preferably with a dirty meaning because they're constantly eating out of their nose and ears, super gross ughhhhhhhhh. *chokes* Damn, it's happening again, I'm gonna clean up. Please answer ASAP, thanks. (btw, I'm not a 12-year-old kid, I'm already 26 years old)